College

I have a revelation I must share with my loyal following:

College is harder now than ever before.

Now you may say "Beierle, everyone has said that since educational institutions have been created." And I would reply "Shut your face and get your own damn blog." Now as I was saying...

So what insight could I possibly have to tell my temperamental readers to shut up? Well I'll tell you, the reason college is harder now than ever is because of the Internet. Even now the draw of the web is pulling me away from homework and to this blog. If the Internet were family game night then studying would be like trying to claw your way out of a buried coffin. And if studying were a quite family game night the Internet would be your favorite bar on topless Tuesday with dinosaur bartenders.

I already know what you're thinking "There's no way you can beat topless Tuesday with dino bartenders." And I would be forced to agree, but the point still stands: the Internet is destroying my education. And never one to go down alone here are some of the sites I waste my time on:

1)    Reddit: for the uninitiated Reddit IS the Internet. Everything even remotely funny you can find on the site. Beautiful little humorous nuggets like this picture litter the pages.

2)   Groove Shark is a huge online music library where you can cruise around and choose what tracks you want to listen to. Unlike Pandora you have control and there are no commercials. Its worth making an account just to explore.

3)   Beat Ambiance is a sweet little spot where you make bugs and they make music. Its defiantly fun to mess around with for an afternoon.

Well the deed is done. Enjoy failing.

Beierle